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To Boldly Roll The (Mis)Adventures of the USS Potemkin

Session 9

Saturday 22 May 2021 – 1800hrs ~ 2100hrs GMT

Commander Kenneth Mikhael

Executive Officer

Lieutenant Commander Ezekiel “Zeke” Pride

Flight Controller

Lieutenant Elli-Navine

Chief Engineer

Lieutenant Alexander Artopolis

Chief Medical Officer

Lieutenant Scott McIntyre

Chief Tactical/Security Officer

Podcast: To Boldly Roll The (Mis)Adventures of the USS Potemkin

The Lighter!

The Department of Temporal Investigations maintains a facility on a moon of Jupiter, a place where all the items they deem a damage to the timeline are kept… very carefully separated to forestall any unforeseen interactions that could, ya know destroy the universe! While the lighter seemed to be somewhat mundane in nature, much more passive that, say the Iconian built temporal viewer that held a place behind a level 10 forcefield. As such no special shielding was needed, this was a mistake. Somehow, even though by this point the light was hundreds of years old it still appeared brand new off the shelve. Should have been a clue really!

The lighter was placed next to another ‘harmless’ item, A temporal communicator of unknown origin, it was long since broken and no attempts had been made to fix it. The problem here, was that as no real research is permitted of these devices no one know how they might interact; a broken communicator might seem harmless until you take into account that the power source was not the only temporal component. The Quantum entangled chip still carried a charge, a small one but it was enough that when the Lighter, which had a chroniton charge was placed ‘near’ the communicator the two interacted. The Communicator was recalled to the point in spaces, and time when its partner was last active, and it dragged everything within a meter with it. Twelve items departed the facility in 2397 and appeared on a rather primitive spaceship sometime in the Earth year 553BC just as the ship struck the planet that, 3050 years later the USS Potemkin would visit, discover the lighter and return to it Earth.

The Devourer returns!

The crew of the Potemkin watch as the impossibly large creature gently descended into the atmosphere of the proto-M-class, landing with effortless ease. A powerful beam emits from the creature’s ‘mouth’ and starts to bore into the crust of the planet. In mere minutes, a tractor like beam starts to pull up molten metal from the outer core of the planet, as it does the power signature of the creature increases, it appears that absorbing the metal is the equivalent of a human eat food for energy.

The Potemkins crew are not ideal during this display of incredible power. They manage to get a modified probe into the creatures’ blood stream, using an array of sensors they start to its internal organs, circulatory system, and neural network. After hours study it is confirmed that the creatures’ blood is remarkably similar to that of humanoid life. they realise that many of their plans will not work, the creature has no centralised nervous system, no brain. Just like a Jelly fish. Any poison or directed attack would not be guaranteed kill shot.

Several plans were considered but they only had the time and resources to follow through on two of them, Self-replicating mines with a muon emitter the idea the idea being that the mines would seed themselves thought out the creatures’ body and then discharge muons. They would do enough damage to kill it. The second method that was chosen was to create a network of satellites, no bigger than a tennis ball but would be packed with the gear needed to hide the magnetic field of the 3rd planet.  For they had discovered that the creature ‘hunted’ by homing in on the magnetic field of iron rich planets.

As these were nearing completion in the ship’s industrial replicators the creature, again with no outward effort pushed itself away at many times the escape velocity and out into space. Even with the apparent devastation of the feeding the planets solar orbit was hardly affected and the mass of the outer core had only dropped by a few percent, all in all was hardly changed and the surviving life would continue with little disruption. As the creature cleared the gravity well of the planet it flank tears open, bodily fluids rushed out but with it a smaller version, a baby creature pushed its way out of its mother and into the void of space.

The fact that the creature now has a new-born made the crew hesitate, it was no longer a thing to be destroyed but something that should survive. The problem was that both creatures were now on their way towards the 3rd planet, the populated one. Their bio-plasma engines had ignited, they had gone from drifting backwards to moving forward at the equivalate of full impulse in under 10 minutes. The Potemkin crew became conflicted, if the creatures fed upon the 3rd planet the devastation would be vast, but some of the population would survive; but if they destroyed the creatures with their muon plan, they would crash into the planet at quarter the speed of light. The resulting collision would likely crack the planet, killing all life. It was a decision that no one wanted to make.

They watched as the creatures approached the 3rd planet, they were not drifting, their engines shut down; but there was no deceleration, they entered orbit of the planet for just a few seconds; just long enough to use the plant as gravity assist swinging around to the far side and then they shot out with the engines at full speed. It was a gravity assist that would take them towards the main star, here the crew watched as intakes opened on both creatures and they sucked in star matter. Again, gravity assisting around the sun and shooting out towards the edge of the system at half the speed of light.

Captain Pax is happy that they did not need to make that choice, but he was interested in why it took the creature so long to get to this system. At the speed it was moving it should have taken only a few years, not 500. They set a course for the last system the creature passed through, being only a few light years away it took them mere hours to reach the outer system.

Their sensors and probes showed a system teeming with life, four M-class moons orbiting a hyper gas giant were all populated by a single species. A quadruped race that had evolved upon one of the moons and had hundreds of years before spreading to the other three moons. Placed in higher orbit were several space stations, armed with powerful and long-range railguns. The crew were able to confirm that the holes in the creature, the puncture marks were made by these weapons. Being a prewarp culture and giving that the railgun could destroy the Potemkin in a single shot Pax decided they would not try and gain more information about this species. The risk was too great!


500 years later, the USS Ikoria leads the science flotilla that is studying the creature dubbed ‘Space Crab. It’s the same creature that was encountered by the Potemkin so many years before. It had been left along for the most part between, but now it was heading back towards Kalheim and so it was once again time to hide the planet from it. This time though, they still had months and so could really study the crab and workout the best way to deal with it. The crew noted that the crab was no longer followed by its offspring, they had parted ways some hundred years before.

The Kalheim people had joined the Federation in 2508 and had expressed a desire to learn more about ‘The Devourer’ and the Potemkin. The Ikoria was one of a dozen vessels scanning the crab, their sensor technology had come a long way since the late 24th century and they were able to penetrate the shell of the crab with their scans with no problem, even so the sheer scale and complexity of the creature meant they would be scanning for days before they got any meaningful data and many weeks beyond that until they had a non-lethal means of stopping it.