Task Force 47 Report – July 2021
FIRST! Wait… Where’d all the ships go? I could’ve sworn they were here last night… What was in that last pitcher? Kidding aside, this month’s… Read More »Task Force 47 Report – July 2021
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Task Force 47 Report – June 2021
Introduction What? WHAT?! What… Yes, that’s right, I have a report in this month and decided to open with a Doctor Who themed joke, blatantly… Read More »Task Force 47 Report – June 2021
Task Force 47 Report – February 2021
You thought you’d got away from me, didn’t you? You thought I didn’t have something up my sleeve! Well, guess who?! Okay, slightly menacing joke… Read More »Task Force 47 Report – February 2021
Task Force 47 Report – January 2021
Introduction Something something last man standing! Okay, that’s this month’s obligatory opening joke about the report being late, let’s crack on shall we? Metrics Metrics… Read More »Task Force 47 Report – January 2021
Task Force 47 Report – December 2020
Introduction Alrighty then, sorry it’s late, but better late than never! As a result, I’m skipping the jokes and the intro, and jumping straight to… Read More »Task Force 47 Report – December 2020
Task Force 47 Report – November 2020
Introduction Alright, something something bad pun set up Die Hard is a Christmas Movie words. Makes about as much sense as my standard opening joke… Read More »Task Force 47 Report – November 2020
Task Force 47 Report – October 2020
Introduction It’s report time. No one told me this. Well, the TFXO asked me how it was going yesterday morning. It was 7:46AM and I’d… Read More »Task Force 47 Report – October 2020
Task Force 47 Report – September 2020
Two Pakleds walk into a bar. Ouch! Sorry, I don’t have any good jokes at the moment, so settled for a spin on an old… Read More »Task Force 47 Report – September 2020
Task Force 47 Report – August 2020
Another month, another dollar. Wait a second… I don’t get paid for this. That saying lied to me! ¬_¬ With the obligatory joke out of… Read More »Task Force 47 Report – August 2020
Flagship Down?!
Contact has recently been lost with the Starship Imperator under the Command of Captain Thomas Winter, an anonymous source on Starbase Sirius has reported. Imperator,… Read More »Flagship Down?!