Task Force 47 Report – July 2021
FIRST! Wait… Where’d all the ships go? I could’ve sworn they were here last night… What was in that last pitcher? Kidding aside, this month’s… Read More »Task Force 47 Report – July 2021
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Task Force 47 Report – June 2021
Introduction What? WHAT?! What… Yes, that’s right, I have a report in this month and decided to open with a Doctor Who themed joke, blatantly… Read More »Task Force 47 Report – June 2021
Task Force 47 Report – February 2021
You thought you’d got away from me, didn’t you? You thought I didn’t have something up my sleeve! Well, guess who?! Okay, slightly menacing joke… Read More »Task Force 47 Report – February 2021
Task Force 47 Report – January 2021
Introduction Something something last man standing! Okay, that’s this month’s obligatory opening joke about the report being late, let’s crack on shall we? Metrics Metrics… Read More »Task Force 47 Report – January 2021
Task Force 47 Report – November 2020
Introduction Alright, something something bad pun set up Die Hard is a Christmas Movie words. Makes about as much sense as my standard opening joke… Read More »Task Force 47 Report – November 2020
Task Force 47 Report – October 2020
Introduction It’s report time. No one told me this. Well, the TFXO asked me how it was going yesterday morning. It was 7:46AM and I’d… Read More »Task Force 47 Report – October 2020
Task Force 47 Report – September 2020
Two Pakleds walk into a bar. Ouch! Sorry, I don’t have any good jokes at the moment, so settled for a spin on an old… Read More »Task Force 47 Report – September 2020
Task Force 47 Monthly Report – January 2020
Well then, report for the first month of January. For the love of Riker’s beard, when will the rapid flow of time slow down?! At… Read More »Task Force 47 Monthly Report – January 2020
Task Force 47 Report – September 2019
So, it’s September’s report. Let’s have some fun. It’s the Gordan Ramsay style report. *Five minutes of bleeped speaking* …Apparently that had too much swearing.… Read More »Task Force 47 Report – September 2019