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Task Force 47 Report – January 2021

Introduction Something something last man standing! Okay, that’s this month’s obligatory opening joke about the report being late, let’s crack on shall we? Metrics Metrics...

Task Force 47 Report – December 2020

Introduction Alrighty then, sorry it’s late, but better late than never! As a result, I’m skipping the jokes and the intro, and jumping straight to...

Task Force 47 Report – November 2020

Introduction Alright, something something bad pun set up Die Hard is a Christmas Movie words. Makes about as much sense as my standard opening joke...

Task Force 47 Report – October 2020

Introduction It’s report time. No one told me this. Well, the TFXO asked me how it was going yesterday morning. It was 7:46AM and I’d...

Task Force 47 Report – September 2020

Two Pakleds walk into a bar. Ouch! Sorry, I don’t have any good jokes at the moment, so settled for a spin on an old...

Task Force 47 Report – August 2020

Another month, another dollar. Wait a second… I don’t get paid for this. That saying lied to me! ¬_¬ With the obligatory joke out of...

Flagship Down?!

Contact has recently been lost with the Starship Imperator under the Command of Captain Thomas Winter, an anonymous source on Starbase Sirius has reported. Imperator,...

Task Force 47 Report – July 2020

Welcome to July 2020’s Task Force 47 report! I got in there first, wahey! That hasn’t happened since REDACTED. Man, that was an awesome REDACTED....

Task Force 47 Report – June 2020

Slow and steady wins the race. That is my official reasoning for why I’m the last TF report in and I will not deviate. The...

Task Force 47 Report – May 2020

So, last Task Force Report in…. Still, as my learned colleague said, slow and steady wins the race. So that’s how I took it. Plus...