Introduction Something something last man standing! Okay, that’s this month’s obligatory opening joke about the report being late, let’s crack on shall we? Metrics Metrics… Read More »Task Force 47 Report – January 2021
Introduction Alright, something something bad pun set up Die Hard is a Christmas Movie words. Makes about as much sense as my standard opening joke… Read More »Task Force 47 Report – November 2020
Two Pakleds walk into a bar. Ouch! Sorry, I don’t have any good jokes at the moment, so settled for a spin on an old… Read More »Task Force 47 Report – September 2020
Another month, another dollar. Wait a second… I don’t get paid for this. That saying lied to me! ¬_¬ With the obligatory joke out of… Read More »Task Force 47 Report – August 2020
Slow and steady wins the race. That is my official reasoning for why I’m the last TF report in and I will not deviate. The… Read More »Task Force 47 Report – June 2020
Well then, report for the first month of January. For the love of Riker’s beard, when will the rapid flow of time slow down?! At… Read More »Task Force 47 Monthly Report – January 2020
Ladies, Gentlemen and invited Transgendered species, welcome to the first Task Force 47 report of 2020. My goal here is to give you all a… Read More »Task Force 47 Monthly Report – December 2019
The leaves have changed color here in New York. The apples are being picked and pumpkins are appearing everywhere, especially in my coffee. It seems… Read More »Obsidian Fleet Academy Report – September 2019
So, it’s September’s report. Let’s have some fun. It’s the Gordan Ramsay style report. *Five minutes of bleeped speaking* …Apparently that had too much swearing.… Read More »Task Force 47 Report – September 2019
What’s this? An announcement separate to a report? What witchcraft is this?! Well, it’s best to get this announced sooner rather than later so everyone… Read More »Task Force Command Announcement